About

I’m selfish, impatient, & a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, & at times, hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best. – Marilyn Monroe

This future imaginary baby of ours better be worth it. – Meredith Grey

Daddy cried when he saw my tattoo, but said he’d love me anyway. My brother got the brains of the family, so I’d thought I’d learn to sing. & I heard Jesus, he drank wine, & I think we’d get along just fine. He could calm a storm & heal the blind, & I bet he’d understand a heart like mine. – Miranda Lambert

I am a child of the 80s. McDreamy & I have been married 4+ years. I have a 6-year-old step-daughter who keeps me on my toes & reminds me that patience is a virtue. I love cars & guns & cooking. My house is usually a disaster zone, & if it weren’t for my husband I would probably only clean twice a year. I am real. Truthful. Honest. If you aren’t, then kindly leave. I swear like a sailor & have been saved by the grace of Southern Charm on more than one occasion. Thin Mints complete me. I may be small, but I am scrappy. When I decide to “go to the mattress” over something, watch out.

Oh, & penguins are the coolest (ha!) animals ever.

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