Not the look I was going for.

I got new scrubs for work today. I immediately tore open the package & changed into the first set. I come out into the living room to show McDreamy & this conversation ensues:

Me: “How do I look?”

McDreamy: ::playing on his phone:: “Fine.”

Me: “Honey, you didn’t even look.”

McDreamy: ::glances up:: “You look nice.”

So, I go & change into the second set. I come out into the living room.

Me: “Honey, tell me I look nice so I can go change.”

McDreamy: ::glances up:: “You look pregnant.”

Me: “What?!”

McDreamy: “Well, isn’t that the look you’re going for?”

Me: “Not exactly. I want to BE pregnant, not just LOOK pregnant.”

McDreamy: “Oh. Well. You look nice, honey.”

::headdesk::